I was not looking forward to where I shat. As I entered a throne already covered in scat. I could …

I feel the growth of the porcupine. It’s growing and stabbing my intestine. 12 slices of pizza will do that …

This prickly pear, I can hardly bare. It’s wet and it’s thick, and it’s stuck in my hair. I give …

The wind was the precursor to this dump. It shot out with fury such a MASSIVE clump. My butthole was …

This borry was ruthless, wet and savage. My poor little anus it did ravage. A spike of pain and I …

Not easily written, is this pooem. My anus it stutters, it’s hardly spewin’. A violent lurch, the chasm gapes. And out …

I felt the pressure, I felt the squeeze. This chocolate left me with quite the ease. The smell was prolific …

I fly a starshit across the poopiverse divide. And when it screeches from my hide. I’ll find a place to …

I was a highwayman, along the white rim I did slide. Shooting nuggets from my hide. Many a white throne …

Well suddenly I felt the urge, my bowels were moving, a turd to purge. Somewhat slimy and a little thick, …

Damn its taking long for this brown to flower. But now it flows with water, so sour. A meaty chud …

Early it started, this caffeine exodus. I guess you could say this steamer’s hot off the press. ;) Upon arriving …

This is honestly the worst I’ve ever done. Seriously, there is no fun. I nearly shit my pants trying to …

There really isn’t anything smart to say, the brown left me with an awful spray. This coffee induced exodus had …

The After Grog Bog was not talked about today. The devastation horrendous, good glaven, what a spray. Of solid size and …