A Bad Feeling
I have a bad feeling… From a fart I was peeling… It gave a resounding echo. I’ve had too many …
Pure Pooetry
Blockage of Brown
Those nachos tasted awesome going in… But gave me a gas stinking of pure sin. And the cheeseburger loaded with …
Pure Pooetry
Bronze Finger
He’s the man with the mushy touch. His finger slipped just a bit too much. While wiping to escape the …
Pure Pooetry
Mission: Souvlaki
Reporting on the mission, secret agent 002. I had a stealthy and secret job to doodoo. The objective was a …
Pure Pooetry
Brown Lantern
I’m sorry to bring you such terrible news. But I just delivered the most heinous of poos. The stench was …
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Rear Reindeer Smear
It’s that time of season, it’s that time of year. When Santa’s reindeers leave a sickly smear. They fly in …
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Pizza Poop
I just greedily gobbled down an entire pizza. It was loaded with lots-a delicious meats-a. Not to mention many ingredients …
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Putrid Mess
It slipped and it slurmed, a torrenting brown stream. As I released this brown with a devilish scream. Three coffees …
Pure Pooetry
