Dribbling out at a snail’s pace. Fecal drizzle is without haste. They say patience is a virtue. Yet my buttocks …

What a cluster fuck. This shit is truly stuck. I clench and push with all my might. My face must …

To be read in rap, bitches! Ever have to shit so bad you get the cramps? You finally make it …

Release the gas! A volatile mass! Deep in my hide it’s confined. Little brown nuggets are mined. Eureka! Streams outta …

Years ahead they’ll ask us how, With disdainful looks and a scowl. Where did we get our brown inspooration? Many …

What on Earth did I eat? Maybe some long expired meat. Like quicksand, this shit slides out fast. Unceremoniously and …

I have a greasy crack. Brown spews out all whack. This shit is so slimy. I cry out "Blimey!" You’d …

I plant my buttocks on the rim, Look out below, here’s something grim. The annoying sound of plastic creaking, Rudely …

I was shitting, you were pissing. Next to me, the cubicle I was sitting. I heard you groan, I don’t …

Shit a brick, don’t ask why. This turd will only make you cry. Force it out, use all your might. …

I’ve been a naughty brown genie. I took a dump in my master’s beanie. A shitty trial decided that I’d be …

Poooooooh I’m in love with Poodas Poodas! Poo’d on us! Poodas! Poodas! Poo’d on us! Poodas! CACA When he shits …

At the break of dawn, I break wind… Bowel tells me soon I’ll have sinned. So here’s a shit I take. …

So… my upstairs toilet rarely gets used. I guess I used it, I’d forgotten I’d pooed. I discovered something horrendous …