Shizhard Wizard One, Two, Take A Poo…
One, two, take a poo. Three, four, not on the floor. Five, six, you’re shittin’ bricks! Seven, eight, nine, your fecal …
Gloomy Brown Rain
It was a gloomy evening that I spied out my window, Nothing but rain as my turtle head appeared below. Street …
Lunch Break
The daily grind can put everyone under stress. Imagine being a rectum, life would be tough at best. Thankfully lunch …
Brown Crown
Here I sit awaiting the drop, Praying to the almighty god of plop. I utter the sacred words of disgust, “Please …
Log Out! We’re Live!
Exit log! The log is out! The log drops! The bog blog is open! Flush! Today is SaTURDay, July 6th, and …
Lil Sprout
I went for the first bog of the day. I could tell things were amiss right away. The scent wafting …
The Elusive Fart
Laying in bed I suddenly felt the urge. A rumbling below, my gases set to purge. I rolled over so …
Poolitical: Part II
Storming the porcelain, I’m armed to the teeth. Nostrils raised, I detected something beneath. My goal, it’s lackluster shine is …
Poojectile
I decided to build a mighty rocket, Just around the corner of my pocket. I started fueling it earlier in …
The Shatting
Believe it or not folks, this one dates back to December 2009! The Scat Man comeths. Though, let it be …
Disco Defecation
Some time ago a I wrote this lovely little pooem. I have called it “Disco Defecation” and it goes *pause* …