Race down on the Shitty Slip n Slide. Go for a sloppy, brown ride. You’ve go no cheeks to hide, Cos you’ll …

Sorry, this is too much info, I know… But I hate a ticklish shit, it blows! I sit and wait …

Go to the poo bakery, buy a turd cakery. It’s choc full of clumpy brown snakery. Wear a napkin, your …

I’m busting so bad my cheeks start to froth. This is an emergency, I’m touching cloth. Head toward the restroom …

Imagine you’re a little pubic hair. Falling into the bowl, you despair. Suddenly darkness shrouds your world. Lungs fill with …

This is much like an old wives tale, It’s the secret of how to inhale… To get the maximum whiff of a …

The situation deep within my gut. No longer my butthole could stay shut. The trip was long and fun at …

Two months dumping, kept the fecal pumping. We are compoosing on, the aroma of STINK is strong! Celebrate with a fine chocolate …

Why I can’t sleep, why I can’t shit. Falling down a never-ending pit. This descent is merely a metaphor, It …

Paddling out for a little surfing, I come across a fecal birthing. I wish for anything but this floater, I’d …

I’m grumpy, for fucks sake! Turds I just want to make… Cubicles are for shittin’. Urinals are for pissin’. If …

In the dead of winter I suddenly realise… My icy brown turdicles begin to crystallise. I dream of streaming brown …

My immortal throne sits proud and clean. Soon I’ll taint it with my unholy brown bean. The turd slides out …

It’s criminal what I have to say. Here’s the verbal diarrhea anyway. I just love to poop, there I said …

I had an awesome pooem in my head just now. But like this poo, it’s gone somehow. Flushed from the …