Shizhard Wizard Rectal Regret
Here’s something I deeply regret. My underpants are feeling wet. Soggy from the inside. And a stain I cannot hide. …
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The Seas of Doodoo Dread
Everyone’s angry cos I’ve been farting up a storm. Do I need to take a dump or is this just …
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Not a Moment Poo Soon
Move your ass! I gotta plant mine! My butt is about to flood the slime! This is an urgent, no-joke …
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A Few Specks of Brown
My once shiny porcelain is in a sorry state. When I last scrubbed? I don’t recall the date. I don’t …
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Chocolate Whip
Porcelain filled to the brim. All deposits into the swim. Actually, more like a drown. In the bowl nothing but …
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Brace For Impact
Clutch the seat and brace for impact. Too long has this stool been compact. And now it’s time to let …
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Scrub-a-Doo-Doo
Just now I used the toilet brush. I had to expunge a skid of mush. Left there by my own …
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Upset Stomach
Something has made my gut upset. A brown is brewing, I’m willing to bet! I’ll drink some Eno, then feel …
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Rectal Riptide Wreck
My poor erupting spleen was not too keen… For out of the blue came the brown and mean. It blasted …
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Aged To Poofection
This poop has been a long time in the making. For ages, my insides have been baking. And now it’s …
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The Pooper
You take a dump but I take one too. You fire your ass but I got runny poo. When you’re …
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One in The Oven
Something in my gut weighs a tonne. You could say I’m cooking a brown bun. But my internal oven is …
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Slaughter of The Bowl
After eating some insanely spicy chicken… The insides of my bowels started to thicken. The heat was potent and intense. …
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Top Deck Surprise
You take a dump as you normally would. But there’s a scent of something not so good. You checked and …
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Caught in a Stinky Trap!
I’m fuming and furious! I’m goddamn livid! Locked in a room where a stink was delivered! Woe is me, I’ve …
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Torrents of Brown
It’s 100 degrees, I shit you not. My poop gushes out like runny snot. Everything is all melty and gross. …
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Epic Long Dumping
This dump is long like neck of giraffe. I’ve pooped out ten metres and a half. If you stacked this …
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