I just caught a glimpse of the kitties litter.
Their poop glistened like a pineapple fritter.

But it certainly didn’t smell like a sweet fruit.
It had the aroma of a most heinous ass toot.

In fact, it smelled much like rotting seaweed.
It might be time to change up their feed.

But in the meantime this stink had me gagging.
I don’t have the courage to do a bag and tagging.

So instead I decided to smother the pet-poop reek…
By dumping on it my own wretched brown streak!