The Purist Pooet
The Purist Pooet is dedicated to his art. Mentally preparing when he toots a fart. He’s committed to the pooetry …
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Voiding The Vowels Turns Three!
Happy birthday to POO! That’s right folks! Volume 1: Voiding The Vowels, our book of rich, meaty, nuggety pooetry turns …
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SALE! Voiding The Vowels Turns 1!
Our first book, Volume 1: Voiding The Vowels has just turned 1! To celebrate this small milestone, you can pick …
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A Girthly Birth
Someone please help me I’m about to give birth, to a fecal baby of astonishing girth. It’s been over 24 …
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Buy Our Book!
Six months ago a release came from within. Yeah, our book may be small and thin… But it’s filled with …
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Pathetic Pooetry No More!
We haven’t penned a rhyme in quite a while. This lack of caca-creativity really isn’t our style. We need to …
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Shits and Giggles
Why are you offended by a poo streak in the bowl? It’s not as if it’s a framed photo hanging …
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Harlem Globe Bogger
Check out all of my crazy moves… For taking a dump, that’s numbers twos. The Cheekless Drop and The Butter Bean …
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Bye-Bye Turdy
You wouldn’t believe what came out my ass. Terrific in magnitude and nothing but class. A single log with impressive …
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Virtual Book Launch!
When we write pooetry, we remain steadfast and staunch. So we want you to know we’re having a virtual book launch! …
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Advice From The Master
If you need some lessons in pooping, heed The Master. Here’s some advice to avoid nasty doodoo disaster. Take your …
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Volume 1: Voiding The Vowels
Coming soon! Shart the new year right! Our first book, Volume 1: Voiding The Vowels is dropping and plopping soon! …
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Corporate Crapper
The toilets at work have fallen into disrepair. Their current state would give you quite a scare. If you’ve read …
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