Grits n Bits

Now here’s a little ditty.
About the pooey gritty.

The gravy and the grits.
Get stuck with lumpy bits.

In the back, in the crack.
Sandy coloured, like a sack.

These dingleberries get caught.
Cleaning out should be a sport.

Best use sterilized tweezers.
Keep clear of rectal sneezes.

Keep a count that you discard.
Pile up the extracted lard.

Now flush the stinkers to Hell.
All that’s left is the smell.

Pure Pooetry

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