We’ve had quite the cold snap.
But suddenly I need to crap.
I don’t wanna freeze my cheeks, they’ll get chapped!

The seat will be frosty and chilled.
Too cold to make the brown spill.
Tearing my buttocks away is certainly going to kill!

And this poop will be icy and thick.
To release it you’ll need an ice pick.
I wonder if my rectum could snap it like a brick.

So I think about doing the air drop.
A big splash comes from such a plop.
And knowing my luck, the floor will need the mop.

So I will just hold, wait and pray.
Maybe this feeling will go away?
But alas my pants are brownly betrayed.