Volume 1: Voiding The Vowels

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Finally, it is here! Our very first book, Volume 1: Voiding The Vowels! It catalogs our first two years of writing hilarious pooetry! All three pooets¬†have put their brown mark on this work of art. Shizhard Wizard, Papa Poosepi and Count Dumpula. But I hear you ask why buy this book… Read on friends!

  • Over 100 pages of hilarious pooetry!
  • Over 300 pooems!
  • Over 20 brand new pooems, never before pooblished and penned spoocificically for this book!
  • Foreword written by Lorde Heathen (Chris Valagao) frontman and singer of Zimmer’s Hole and West of Hell!
  • All full colour pages!
  • Full colour glossy cover with amazing artwork!
  • Cool “graffiti” artwork on the inside covers!
  • Over 20 custom home-made brown clay sculptures, hand crafted!
  • Compact A5 size for easy storage in the bathroom!

Think of the book as not so much a coffee table book, but a brown toffee bible!

Leave a note in your purchase process if you would like a personalised message / signature by one of the pooets! 

5 in stock


Additional information

Weight 0.162 g
Dimensions 21 × 14.8 × 1 cm

2 reviews for Volume 1: Voiding The Vowels

  1. Luke (verified owner)

    This book of poo-rose will delight any reader young and old. The sheer quantity and quality of the poems is fantastic, as are the masterfully created sculptures that poop up every couple of pages. One can’t help but be swept up in their brown tides of humour.

    Truly something original that is absolutely hilarious, the team should be very poo-roud of themselves. Looking forward to number two!

  2. General Papsmear

    Let’s get to the point. Voiding The Vowels is a book full of poems about shit. If you are not a fan of toilet humour then you are probably not going to like this however if you are partial to a bit of toilet humor then this book will warm you on the inside. It is a good book to be able to pick up and read a few poems whether you are relaxing at home, enjoying your morning coffee or sitting on the porcelain throne. This book is sure to satisfy you and I wholefartedly recommend you pick up a copy for yourself if you have not done so already.

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