Having milk after midday on a full belly…
Risks filling pants with brown jelly.

And if lactose for you is an issue…
You’ll be in dire need of toilet tissue!

As for me, I’m walking a fine line.
One false move, I’ll slip brown slime.

Remainder of the day I’ll haveta clench.
Cheeks are tight, like using a wrench.

Strength and vigilance, they must hold!
Disco dancing = bowels uncontrolled!