Rage bogs… aren’t they great! After my day at work I couldn’t wait.
I’m over the moon now as my turtle head is peaking, a slight contortion of my bowel has the porcelain a-creaking.
I’m in pain but thar she blows, for the size its not on the nose.
I have to see, I must look… wow look at that!!! From my bowels I’ve just released a brown baseball bat.