Why oh why am I such a clutz? I went for a poo and sat on my nuts.
As I sat I felt the pain, I guess my manliness is only to blame.
When the pain left it was time to begin, I had to release from my anus what was within.
It rushed on out and made a terrific sound, so much waste, no water to be found.
A sour mash a tremendous pile, and whats in the air is nothing short of vile.
I better hurry and make my escape, I’ve destroyed this bowl and my freedom awaits.