Someone just entered the second cubicle.
With what I’m releasing… this isn’t suitable.
What nerve, how dare he, this is a disaster!
I feel so violated, I better poo faster.
I’m trying to be quiet and not make a sound.
But then my deuce… went homeward bound.
With a tumultuous splash from the violent eruption.
The culprit did leave without abruption.
He heard me he did, it was so very loud.
I sit here a king… so very proud.