Fartimus Rhyme Clear The Air
I am the champion of a long fragrant ooze… How many layers of wipe must I choose? At first, I …
Pure Pooetry
A Short One About A Long One
How long can this turd be? It felt like two or three. I am excited to get up and see. …
Pure Pooetry
Cerveza y Frijoles no Bueno
There I was bent over cheeks a quiver. Trying to squeeze the gunk from my liver. Right when I thought …
Pure Pooetry
The Aft-Turd-Math
This shit was almost too late a decision. Not much intestinal precision. Excrement against porcelain in high-speed collision. Six wipes …
Pure Pooetry