My cheeks made contact as I sighed with relief, what happened next is beyond belief.

I could feel something big work its way out, a sudden sharp pain led me to shout.

With a thunderous crash something hit the water, but that wasn’t the only log of my order.

A second log fell with a mighty splash, then a third and fourth… it was quite the bash.

And then that smell… it shall haunt my dreams, it couldn’t be human… is how it seemed.

I decided to look and to my surprise, four foot long snags staring me in the eyes.