One, two, take a poo.
Three, four, not on the floor.
Five, six, you’re shittin’ bricks!
Seven, eight, nine, your fecal form is fine.
Ten, eleven, twelve, into the bowl we delve.
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, I say, your caca is quite keen.
Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, this porcelain will never again be clean.
Nineteen, twenty, now go forth and shit aplenty!