I have a unique bum,
Poo time is always fun.

With a double anal hole,
I’ve two chances at the goal.

There’s a story how I got this butt.
It’s disturbing so I’ll just say it was cut.

Yet it has given me much joy.
Another way for poo to deploy.

It’s a blessing when I go to the zoo.
Monkey shit fights, never number two.

However, it only has one downside.
Twice the cleanup wiping my backside.