Deploying The Goops
Marching into the bathroom, delivering the brown gloom, I pull the ripcord on my pants. In my hand the loose …
Marching into the bathroom, delivering the brown gloom, I pull the ripcord on my pants. In my hand the loose …
My friend I heard you were down in the dumps. I heard your poop was runny with lumps. So here …
Lately I’ve felt the need for adult diapers. I feel like my job is a full-time butt wiper. Something’s not …
Today is Farter’s Day down under. All Dads release the brown thunder! Celebrate with a trumpeting toot. Inside there brews …
Brown splatters, a sickly batter. Why does this brown mess matter? Eruption sudden, a rush and floodin’. I rapidly press …
I think my bowels are off. They just let out a cough. Then I birthed a monstrous boulder. And now …
I have a friend who I suspect is insane. He loves to fill his pants with brown rain. Even when …
I’ve got The Brown Sweats. This morning, in my duvets. Then again at breakfast time. Dacks filled with brown slime. …
My undies feel a bit wet. So naturally I start to fret. I decide to take a quick dump. And …
I may have accidentally spilled my guts. A loose bowel has given me the spluts. I might have an unexpected …
White undies, what on Earth was I thinking? Now my browns are clearly streaking. The marks left here are a …
A bellowing burst of gas suddenly erupts. Rudely into the conversation it interrupts. This blaring klaxon has a deafening echo. …
Skids galore, I deplore. Don’t leave that shit on the floor. Dirty stain, is a pain. Making a mess you …
The toilets at work have fallen into disrepair. Their current state would give you quite a scare. If you’ve read …