The Shattering Girth
A girthy log just left my ass. It shattered the porcelain like it was glass. I had to push because …
Pure Pooetry
Buttweiser Beer
This pud’s for you! A liquid steaming poo. You won’t get drunk. It’s just rear spunk. This frothy number two. …
Pure Pooetry
Harebrained
What a hair brained scheme. To think I could poo without being seen. But alas this toilet is made of …
Pure Pooetry
