Pooductivity. Without it we’d lose our jobs. The boss doesn’t care if you didn’t get much sleep the night before because you were sharting int he bed, or because the cat crapped in your pillow. The boss doesn’t care for excuses. The boss wants results. The boss wasn’t you fresh and alert. And that’s why you need this Pure Pooetry travel mug. Gulp down copious amounts of coffee or booze while on the job. take with you as you go to the copier. bring it into important business meetings. Even chug liquid caffeine gold swill while you speed to taking the shortcut that no one else takes because bandit patrol those dusty roads and they might car jack you on the way. Screw em. You’ve got coffee on the go! Nothing else matters!

Holds 16 oz of your warm brown caffeine.