This Pack includes our first book, Volume 1: Voiding The Vowels, and the “Do Not Disturb!” Door Hanger (doubles as bookmark).

Finally, it is here! Our very first book, Volume 1: Voiding The Vowels! It catalogs our first two years of writing hilarious pooetry! All three pooets have put their brown mark on this work of art. Shizhard Wizard, Papa Poosepi and Count Dumpula. But I hear you ask why buy this book… Read on friends!

• Over 100 pages of hilarious pooetry!
• Over 300 pooems!
• Over 20 brand new pooems, never before pooblished and penned spoocificically for this book!
• Foreword written by Lorde Heathen (Chris Valagao) frontman and singer of Zimmer’s Hole and West of Hell!
• All full colour pages!
• Full colour glossy cover with amazing artwork!
• Cool “graffiti” artwork on the inside covers!
• Over 20 custom home-made brown clay sculptures, hand crafted!
• Compact A5 size for easy storage in the bathroom!

Think of the book as not so much a coffee table book, but a brown toffee bible!

Leave a note in your purchase process if you would like a personalised message / signature by one of the pooets!