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Pooetry

The H-S… POO

Last night I ordered some Uber Eats.
With no intention of creating a fecal beast.

I ordered myself the Halal Snack Pack.
And once digested it flew out my crack.

Lamb and chicken, and a spicy chilli.
Plus garlic sauce because without it, it’s silly.

It was the perfect meal to have for dinner.
Now let me tell you why I’m a winner…

My guts were loaded with no room to waste.
And in the mix was hot chilli paste.

Like a washing machine, I could feel it churn.
This sour mash had begun to burn.

So I raced to the loo which was distant and far.
Then plated my cheeks and screamed Allahu-akbar.

Pure Pooetry

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